The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...