A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...