When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...