The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...