Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...