Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...