Fun Test!
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...