Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...