HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...