Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Bee jokes 02
|Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What’s...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...