Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...