Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....