Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...