Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
11 Signs of PMS
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Ordering fast food
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Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....