Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...