Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...