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Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
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Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...