Process-Oriented God
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The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
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“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
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Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
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Real opcodes
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Wedding Toasts 1
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Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.