Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...