For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...