Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...