Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...