I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...