Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...