Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...