Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!