French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIEDOld aunts used to come...