Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...