Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...