Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
make a glow worm happy
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Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
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There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...