Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...