A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...