yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...