Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...