Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...