I think that I’m a chicken
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What kind of clothes are there?
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Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Lunch Box Lids
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Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
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Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
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