Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Signs that you are an Internet Junkie.
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...