The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.