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What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
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The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
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Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
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The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...