Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...