Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...