Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...