Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...