A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...