Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...