Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...