your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?