10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
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Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...