Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The blonde test taker
|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...