OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...